Fact: 4 out of 5 dentists recommend bisexuals. It is currently unclear what exactly they recommend bisexuals for, but nonetheless bisexuals are flattered
i feel like once you were emo in middle school youre low key emo for the rest of your life, like you could be 20 in the middle of college wearing uggs or whatever but once you hear the first key to the black parade/i write sins/sugar we’re going down you sprout an imaginary fringe and start yelling your lungs out like its 2007 all over again
23 in college and fob makes you cry happy tears
favourite sex position: u in front of the atm getting me $$$$$
@gays why don’t yall want to take fucking responsibility for being biphobic?? it’s not just straight people and yall know it
No one is fucking biphobic stfu people don’t like that you aren’t with one sex. You are getting with both. Just pick goddamnit
"no one is fucking biphobic were just
people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways
'get some sleep'
'here have my fries'
'Im gonna draw you something'
'yeah i'll buy it for you'
boys…i have a hint 4 u: black skinny jeans
And plaid shirts with rolled up sleeves
ew u just described every dbag in canada
put all of these on a girl please